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State of Affairs Versus The People’s Choice Awards, Part III

23 Nov

Forty-four categories is far too much for something as fundamentally lame as the People’s Choice Awards, Lu and I have decided, but we’re married to this idea now, so we’re obligated to finish it.  So here it is: the final installment of State of Affairs Versus The People’s Choice Awards.  Today: MUSIC AND EVERYTHING ELSE THEY COULDN’T FIND A CATEGORY FOR.

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Give It Away Now: The Rise of Free Music

21 Sep

Well, it’s first thing Monday morning and already something is pissing me off. Raise your hand if you’re totally surprised by that revelation.

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

You’ll remember, my friends and co-conspirators, a few weeks ago I posted an article detailing my deep disappointment with our old pal Billy “it’s my band and I’ll be a douche if I want to” Corgan and his slow fall from heir to the alt-rock throne to laughable relic of yesteryear. Well, I don’t know if old Mister Zero read my post or not, but Brent at Two Assholes sent me a link to the Pumpkins’ official website detailing the upcoming album “Teargarden by Kaleidyscope” (whatever).

billy corgan

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Talkin’ ‘Bout Love: Online Dating and You

10 Aug

Mid-summer in Toronto is a beautiful time of year. I’m not talking about the leftover garbage strewn about from the weeks-long city workers’ strike. I’m not talking about the creeping, blanket-like humidity that’s overcome my fair city for days now. At the risk of sounding crass, dear readers, I’m talking about the fact that Toronto is home to some of the most stunningly beautiful women on the planet.

toronto girls hooters

Of course, I’ve probably just alienated any member of my readership who isn’t a straight male (sorry about that folks). But I’m coming to a point, so bear with me.

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