This is an automatically-generated notification brought to you by FixerNet™ Communications.
State of Affairs™ will be returning as scheduled on Monday, August 17, 2009.
Do not panic.
Do not weep.
Do not fear.
Alex James has not forsaken you (he has merely been struck down by a throat virus and fever that has impeded his ability to think straight).
In the meantime, it’s a beautiful day. Go outside. Hit a patio. Play some ball. Walk a dog. The Fixer™ commands it.